5 August 2003

a Knight in Blue Swede?

Okay, when I was a kid David Hasselhoff was the coolest guy ever, based solely on his turn as charismatic badass Michael Knight. Back then I tried to catch every episode of Knight Rider, and when I grew up I think I wanted to be Michael Knight—my days of wanting to be a paleontologist long over. Now that I'm working my way through John Sandford's Prey books, I see the character Lucas Davenport as what Knight Rider's creators were working toward: A powerful and intelligent man equally capable of sensitive loving and ruthless violence. Sandford gets it right, Hasselhoff did not, but Lucas Davenport only drives a Porsche, not K.I.T.T., the coolest car ever imagined.

Anyway, Hasselhoff is more frightening and off-putting in this video than he ever hoped to be in the show.

20 July 2003

it can't be!

I just saw a funny Saturday Night Live skit. Matt Damon's some sort of "scientist" who, aided by "the guy with the question marks on his suit" (i.e. Matthew Lesko) has gotten multimillion dollar government grants to develop the SexBot, an integral part of the War on Terrorism. Most all the jokes worked and I laughed. Though a rerun, it was still pretty timely. Again, it made me laugh.

What is wrong with me?

25 April 2003

more commercial music ... a fluke?

Another television commercial's music has caught my attention, and this time I'm sure I've identified it correctly. Electronica group Fluke's "Atom Bomb" was used to push Chevrolet's fine line of cars and trucks. Primarily big trucks, and the Impala. Which is interesting, since the reason most people would recognize the song is its inclusion in the Playstation game Wipeout XL (and also the top-selling soundtrack). The interesting aspect is the contrast between the superfast, superlight flying vehicles of the video game and the stodgy, heavy pickups shown in the ad. In that respect, the Impala's also not small or nimble, ironically considering the name. Admittedly the editing makes the cars and trucks look fast, but the difference remains.

Why would they even use such a song? Not to say that it's not a good track for background music, but it's certainly nothing recent or particularly popular. I'm happy that somebody's throwing Fluke some money, as they haven't had a hit in a while (some would argue 'ever') and their last album was just a retread of previous tracks. Anyway, somebody once said that the best music to advertise cars is the music the audience liked around car driving age. Hence people of my generation were serenaded with Breeder, the Smiths and so on. Now adverts are being backed by younger, hipper artists, and the 'driving age' is no longer the legal auto driving age, but the video game driving age. Soon we'll be hearing pokemon music selling Kias, I suspect.

Just a theory, but it might work. Then again, Chevy's been repeating that commercial for a number of years, just updating the vehicles, if I remember right. Go figure.

23 April 2003

I couldn't have heard this right

I must be mistaken, but I could've sworn that I heard the loop from "Amnesia" by Chumbawamba backing up a Furniture Outlet commercial?! What would an anarchist collective/band have to do with a capitalist outlet store? Although if there's money involved the Chumbawambans could claim some sort of irony or spite, I suppose. Then again, I'm likely imagining things.