fine whine

Google does not find any useful results for "ice cream truck versions of popular songs". I'd settle for ice-cream-truck versions of not-so-popular songs, too* or even calliope renditions, but alas, it seems to be an untapped niche, even in this modern world. I guess we're all moving to fast to mix together today's music with the music-players of yore.

Or maybe, just maybe, such a combination would be so horrendously annoying beyond mere human comprehension.

* Oft-quoted comedian Steven Wright remarked "The ice cream truck in my neighborhood
plays 'Helter Skelter'." but I think he made that up.